“Michael has always been a private guy, and he wanted to enjoy his time as a newlywed with his wife privately,” his rep told PEOPLE. “Now that some time has passed and the holidays are here, he wanted to share the news with his fans that he is married and very happy.”
Well congratulations to Blue Eyes and his new wifey. May they have a long life together and a ton of racially ambiguous children. If your heart is hurting over this marriage, you can always remember that Michael dropped those kids out of a window in that horrid Colored Girls movie. That might help.